all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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