i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Hippo gnu deer
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Someone came in the potted fern
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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