I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
A bitchslap is in order.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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