I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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