your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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