i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Even my vagina gasped.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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