im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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