I don't think brook has ever known best
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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