"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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