do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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