I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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