I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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