alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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