NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
