Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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