Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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