Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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