Dual....:-)
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
