people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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