i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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