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• (954): View more from Florida

  pedialite and red bull = repair kit

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall

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• (518): View more from New York

  and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis

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• (858): View more from California

  Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.

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  The family next to you was not pleased

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

  (406): View more from Montana

  YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.

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  Why haven't you proposed already?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  You can be responsible and still be on that ho life

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