Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

i am grossed the fuck out

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(718): View more from New York

im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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(540): View more from Virginia

we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated

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(510): View more from California

I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

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(443): View more from Maryland

shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy

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(408): View more from California

we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies

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(425): View more from Washington

When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.

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