pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life