We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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