just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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