real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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