well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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