Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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