he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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