My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
love makes seman taste better
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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