went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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