The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I love you. Go after that dick
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
