Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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