We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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