Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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