Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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