sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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