i just wanna soil my oats bro
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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