Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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