Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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