yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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