i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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