Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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