Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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