Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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