I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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