real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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