And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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