Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize