I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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