I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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