How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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