please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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