Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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