And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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