also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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