Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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