i just wanna soil my oats bro
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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