dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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