I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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