it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
im on a boat
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