Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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